Crazy Boys At Achool 3

Bolon bachchon, says the teacher. What is URANUS

Vince: Thats the planet in the solar system which we are unable to see with naked eye as yet.
Musten the prankseter: Eh No Vincy, its that ugly girl who joined the class and we know shes URs all the time.
*Vince gets furious*
Natty (idiots these guys expression): Its a "cold" ball that a bowler bowls from really off the stumps when he is bored of crciket him self. It does not reach the batsman and drops dead in the middle of pitch.
Don: Eh no guys, take a mirror, pull the pants down, put the mirror below, lift your leg and your can see UR-Anus.
Rajesh R: Donny, pull up your pants, tighten up your belt, we know U R an ASS

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Have you visited a Bank? What was your experience.

Vince: Yes, I was delighted that the dollars were wired.
Yamini: Nah, I trade in bullions... not cash!
Rhea: Yes, and the guys there are horrible. They gave a statement that looked like a non-veg platter - so many fish, chicken and mutton purchases on it!!
Natty: Yes, and they said, now we deliver latest updates on SMS.
Musten: No, I was with my... eh... er.. *looks around the class* do I have to name her.
Don: Yes, I know the Bunk-ing experience, I know, I know. (makes a gesture of drinking something and being on high)
Rajesh: Teacher, isn't that present tense of bunk. I want to experince it too. *Winks at gals, gets ready to move out of classroom*
Anshie: Cheating, Cheating, Cheating...

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Teacher: Who has the most creative idea on Nukkad

Aa@rti: I started Twist and Tumble, without thinking, but lotsa creative people crashing into each other mam!
Rajesh R: Talking about crashes, I turned from right to left, not politically, physically. My vote is still with Nukkad... aah!!
Natty: There are so many batsmen and bowlers who are so crafty. Like lyke.. he is the best till date and the world and nukkad has to discover him NOW.
Vince: IC, my next story will be an reveal all.
Rhea: No Vince, please do not reveal the secret of my recipies. Kurush will kill me.
Lapsi: Mam, am more creative than Rhea. She cooks and then delivers. And me, delivers and then cooks.
Class looks at Lapsi, and clarifies - I meant creativity in serving foods. I take left overs from Rhea and rest whatever, I ask my maid to cook.
Yamini: Oh Lapsi, that's why you are not on the cover of my magazine. OK. The latest Portugese restaurant I went to review, methinks, it was the most genuine Portugese food. Creative display, but who cares, I had a nice dinner.
Shalaka: Yamini asked me review the Belgaum Kunda, but DON ate it even before I could open my tiffin. :((.
Teacher: But what's creative about it.
Shalaka: I taught entire Belgaum how to survive on Kunda when there is no rain. Now, they have now desrted me. Please mam, register a complain.
Amit (Rain Man): No worry Shalaka, its DRY RAIN in India also. We look up, soak the bright sunlight, enjoy the heat, and call it DRY RAIN. And DRY ICE is also being manufactured here now.
Venkat Iyengar - But it was supposed to COLOURED ICE not DRY. I painted them CUZ..
Vijay Nair: Bhai, thand rakh, Be cool. creativity is mehfooz with me.
Kunal: My only homework is to make designs. But, dekho itna design banaya, mera homepage bhi ulta ho gaya. lekin, teacher keeps saying, YE ULTA KYUN HAI!!
Gurdeep: Chup kar rona Kunal. Hanu ki dress aur 'mala' dekh, my idea is best!
Musten: Mala, kahan hai yeh bala. Mujhe nahi dikh rahi. I want one for my next play
Tasneem: Muah, mujhe dekhta nahin, aur bala chahiye. Am I not the heroie of you next play?
Teacher: Yeah kaisa school hai
Aswath: I wil play the entire story on my fulte mam.
Sandip Kundu (makes a small noise) Flu - ooooooh - twoooo
Mukesh Tanwani (roaring): get into me car and I will show ya creativty. I have discovered new ways to drive it over pedestrian and yet avoid them, politicians, and yet avoid them, policemen, and yet avoide them - writing a book on 101 ways to avoid police.

DON - Why am I exempt from this game :((

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