Ah Merlin, Dont tell me Don's gonna have a special apearance!!
Teacher - Who's DON and how do you catch him
MUSTEN - Leads a gang who demands money from me to host plays! And is a pain in you know... aaah, Ignore.
RAJESH - I had an identity crisis because of this devil. Wanna capture him, in films. You got claws, eh clues?
NATTY - He slipped, was a bad catch anyways!
VINCE - You never knew the catch. I call him officially on Nukkad
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Teacher - What are the seven wonders of this world. OK, one by one...
Vincent: "The Chain Smoker's Triglycerides" - its the story of wonderful Diana-Sore who smoked pot and had seven sibblings that ruled the earth!
Musten: "Beat-Over-Oven" - most celebrated song in the kitchen. You beat the eggs, over and over again and then put them to oven. What music - drrrring, draaang, and fluff fluff!!
Amit: "Saat-Asur-Kul-Karni": - at every music session he has to deal with 7 demons, with no karma of his own!
Teacher - "The Chain Smoker's Triglycerides", "Saat-Asur" and "Beat-Over-Oven" what are these!!
Class - ha ha ha ha ha,
Teacher (Embarrassed with the new WONDERS" ) - What is the fourth one..
Chautha Vijay Nair - You dont know madame still???
Pancham Lapsi - *performs a bird dance* and shouts, "chat room mein milte hain. main uda"
Teacher - You scoundrel, get up and let me know what's going on.
SAAAAARI - DON - Madame, since rajesh saar is not there, am just supporting him - smacks his lips and shouts - order confirmed.
Shankar - Thanks Don, it was quicker than my own gooogly. But yeah, if the pitch is straight, am willing to put my bouncers!! Game buddy?
(AT THIS NATTY SCREAMS - BOYS IF YOU HAVE DECIDED, AM GOING BACK, I DONT WRITE ON SUCH SCANDALS)
Vince: Don't worry, cricket lovers like Natty are now being converted to sports lovers at SportsHut now!
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It was the graduation ceremony. The school had invited all the parents and Alumni and every generations is sharing their experiences. The current students and Alumni are called to speak out what they learnt through the year in one statement...
Some of the responses
VINCY, THE SCHOOL CAPTAIN @ (Age unrevealed, cuz he wants to be captain all his life) - *Does a 'Vincie' jig and screams* GALZ N BOYZ - Time Gets Better With Age
BABY SUZZANE @ Age 5 - I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings "Silent Night".
AA@RTI @ Age 7 - I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.
RESHMI SARKAR @ Age 12- I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.
HALIMA SURIYA @ 15 - I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back - *THIS LOOKS SO INDIAN*.
CHEERFUL @ 18 - I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
RAJESH R @ 20 - I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.
CNB Age 22 - I've learned that silence is a company,
.ANI The Virus @ *&&^^% - I've learned that you can make some one's day by simply sending them a little note.
ANSHIE @ 25 - I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
SUMA @ 27 - I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must drive faster so that no one will believe it.
LAPSI KAKA @ 29 - I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. AM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD.. :DDDD
AMIT KULKARNI - RAINMAN @ 31 - I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
DON @ 33 - I've learned that someone should post this on jokes thread. Sometimes peepals just need a little smile.
MANISH LAPSIWALA @ 35 - I've learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills.
VIJAY NAYAK @ 40 - I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours.
MUSTEN @ 42 - I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
NATTY @ 42 - I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
RAVINDER BHAN @ 62 I've learned that there are so many people I love dearly but they just don't know how to show it like I can!.
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The school now sends the homework over e-mails. And as the children planned there summer vacations, they came up with innovative out-of-home Auto Responses to avoid any homework.
Vince: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of home. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
Rajesh R: Your message has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. A crate of ginger beer can make the mail jump 24 paces.
Musten: I've run away to join a different circus that has some new female Monkeys
CNB: I'm not really out of home. I'm just ignoring you.
Anshie: Sorry to have missed you but I am getting brain transplant done so that I can straight-away go to college.
Karana: Thanks for the recipe that you have sent. I will cook up something and revert.
Shalu: Silence... I Write
Yamini: I am currently out of country and will reply if I fail to get admission outside India.
.ani: Your computer is infected by the .ani virus and therefore, my server is unable to verify message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
Viji: Please sms all your messages to 9812345670
Don: Hi. I'm meditating over what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for the response.
Vijay Nair: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
Asheeth: Noted the content of your mail. Am busy preparing my own set of questions.
Merlin: I will be out of home for the next 2 months for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Merlin - The Man' instead!
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Well said.
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